whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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