What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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