Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
