Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
