I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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