with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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