Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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