I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
