...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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