me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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