if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i came on her dog
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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