I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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