why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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