I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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