I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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