Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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