You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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