We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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