u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
please come you make the beer taste better
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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