? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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