White coat. Heels.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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