She said her name was "party"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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