I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Acid is not a monday night drug
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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