The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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