Yo dont text me then not text me
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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