But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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