Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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