BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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