I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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