Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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