i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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