When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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