I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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