i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Someone signed my nipple.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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