Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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