I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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