He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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