She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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