he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Randomize
