is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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