Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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