Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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