South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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