You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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