hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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