bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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