I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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