More tranny stories later!
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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