Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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