No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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