she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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