so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I think your dad took our porno
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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