This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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