I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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