so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
love makes seman taste better
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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